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It's no wonder there are all those pictures out there of male wrestlers succumbing to the wills of their body's functions when there's so much, well, wrestling going on. the people who invented the rules of this game shouldn't have made mounting the arse of an opponent as one of the positions one must pose. Wrestling is a very homoerotic sport, isn't it? All the scenes of actual wrestling in Vision Quest look like they could be from an athletics themed porno. Let the man get some jocks on, yeah? That locker room doesn't exactly look warm and inviting now does it? It's nice to look at and maybe high school wouldn't have been so bad if there were gratuitous somethin' somethin's like this here Brian Shute. Plus, if you do want a career in sport it's generally AFL and that leans less on massive muscles and size like, say, NFL. That or my school just wasn't known for its athletic champions. Nothing like Friday Night Lights or this that I'm aware of, but then maybe I just wasn't paying attention. Growing up in Geelong and attending a fairly normal high school, students were into sports, but unless there was a career in it it wasn't anything that was taken all that seriously.
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My guess from what I've seen of it from television and movies is that it is because the American school system puts such a high esteem on sports, and especially sports that requite size like wrestling or NFL what with scholarships and all that, plus there being a general larger amount of sports to persue that are lucrative (baseball for instance).
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No, but seriously, I'm always surprised by American high school movies where all the guys are big and bulky like this.
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You can glimpse him in the first small image of #3. He has only one line of dialogue (that I noticed) and does nothing of any importance whatsoever to the plot so why they went and named him "Balldozer" instead of "Chris" or what have you I haven't the foggiest idea of. I was surprised to find him listed amongst the cast with an actual character name. So motivating, you guys! I presume the sauna is is that-a-way. Yes, Madonna's "Crazy For You" plays over a scene where Louden lifts weights. She's got all the best things I like in girls and all the best things I (pause) like in guys." "The girl of my dreams lives under the same roof, I see her every day, but she thinks I'm a kid, immature, a dumb jock, all of which is more or less true. Not gonna lie: I spent a large chunk of Vision Quest's exceedingly lengthy runtime imagining this as a gay romance film about Matthew Modine and Michael Schoeffling (aka Jake Ryan himself) with Linda Fiorentino and nothing more than the sass-mouthin' best friend who ends up with the geek who has been in love with her for the whole film, but whom she kept ignoring. "Airhead" - not enough uses of that word in this day and age. Do teenage boys really talk like this? Did they ever? If you're having a war of words with a guy at your school, would you tell the other "I'll give ya something to blow" whilst grabbing your crotch? Or are straight male teenagers only afraid of being the "bottom" of a gay joke? Still, Louden's retort of "First ya gotta find it, airhead" is both glorious and gloriously '80s.